The Six Towers
9/17/1145
Dear Diary,
Today we went to Twobla to explore twoblinian nature, when we heard that six towers were being attacked by trolls and ogres. We thought about what would happen if we interfered, then realized that we were shadow knights and we should do what any shadow knight would do and that was go to the place where it was happening and attack the trolls and save the innocent Twoblinians that were guarding the six towers. So we started towards the six towers and we also realized that we could each protect one tower from the trolls and ogres. When we got to the towers we went to our tower to protect it from the evil dudes. and just at that moment we saw the ships come in sight over the horizon like a bunch of children peeking over a bush to watch a prank they made and got out of our tower (because staying in it was useless) and started to get ready to fight them. I had a sword, a bow and arrow, and a bunch of cannons I enchanted to be able to fit in my little bag. I started out with my items of choice and attacked one of the six towers that was attacking. I saw an ogre and a bunch of trolls on the ship I was attacking. I shot a bunch of arrows into the crowd of trolls, but they were useless because it just hit their helmets. Then i had an idea, I yelled, “Hey, there are cookies at the bottom of the shark infested waters.”
“Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” they all yelled while running to the lake like a bunch of barking puppies running to dinner. As you know trolls are really stupid so that was awesome. But still there were still six trolls that did not know what cookies were. So I went up to them and I said, “You are the worst people I know!” They started crying and after a few minutes they were bawling then in about fifteen minutes they were crying so hard they were laughing (I know that that does not make sense because you can cry when you laugh too hard you cry, but laughing when you cry too hard is just weird). So I just stabbed them in the chest and they died. But there was still the big ogre in the middle of the giant boat, I looked up at him like a puppy facing a rottweiler. I thought for half a second about what my next move would be, then he sprang at me! But I was still thinking, so I waited for him to land in front of me a roar. Then I had an idea, I jumped up onto the big pest and got on shoulders and with my handy dandy rope I guided him back into the boat. He started jumping about trying to get me off, but all he did was crack the boat. He sank into the deep sea and I just barely jumped off his shoulders in time to land safely on shore. I congratulated everyone for defeating the enemies from each of the the other boats. Guess what we got for a reward!! Guess!! Guess!!! What we got was the tower that we protected. What I did with my tower was I scavenged pieces from each of the troll ships and made a large one story building (two story for humans except I had them combined). Right now I am there and ready for bed so goodnight.
Signed,
Bearen Nevets
Dear Diary,
Today we went to Twobla to explore twoblinian nature, when we heard that six towers were being attacked by trolls and ogres. We thought about what would happen if we interfered, then realized that we were shadow knights and we should do what any shadow knight would do and that was go to the place where it was happening and attack the trolls and save the innocent Twoblinians that were guarding the six towers. So we started towards the six towers and we also realized that we could each protect one tower from the trolls and ogres. When we got to the towers we went to our tower to protect it from the evil dudes. and just at that moment we saw the ships come in sight over the horizon like a bunch of children peeking over a bush to watch a prank they made and got out of our tower (because staying in it was useless) and started to get ready to fight them. I had a sword, a bow and arrow, and a bunch of cannons I enchanted to be able to fit in my little bag. I started out with my items of choice and attacked one of the six towers that was attacking. I saw an ogre and a bunch of trolls on the ship I was attacking. I shot a bunch of arrows into the crowd of trolls, but they were useless because it just hit their helmets. Then i had an idea, I yelled, “Hey, there are cookies at the bottom of the shark infested waters.”
“Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” they all yelled while running to the lake like a bunch of barking puppies running to dinner. As you know trolls are really stupid so that was awesome. But still there were still six trolls that did not know what cookies were. So I went up to them and I said, “You are the worst people I know!” They started crying and after a few minutes they were bawling then in about fifteen minutes they were crying so hard they were laughing (I know that that does not make sense because you can cry when you laugh too hard you cry, but laughing when you cry too hard is just weird). So I just stabbed them in the chest and they died. But there was still the big ogre in the middle of the giant boat, I looked up at him like a puppy facing a rottweiler. I thought for half a second about what my next move would be, then he sprang at me! But I was still thinking, so I waited for him to land in front of me a roar. Then I had an idea, I jumped up onto the big pest and got on shoulders and with my handy dandy rope I guided him back into the boat. He started jumping about trying to get me off, but all he did was crack the boat. He sank into the deep sea and I just barely jumped off his shoulders in time to land safely on shore. I congratulated everyone for defeating the enemies from each of the the other boats. Guess what we got for a reward!! Guess!! Guess!!! What we got was the tower that we protected. What I did with my tower was I scavenged pieces from each of the troll ships and made a large one story building (two story for humans except I had them combined). Right now I am there and ready for bed so goodnight.
Signed,
Bearen Nevets